Friday, February 29, 2008

Warning...Warning...System Overload

Ragnar has removed the 500 team cap!!! It's now open to all who will register!! Due to the overwhelming participant response, they've contacted the Utah Sports Commission and the Governor's Office of Economic Development for permits for traffic control measures. What does this mean for us? There will be so many people, we might have to run with bats or machetes to help with crowd control! Don't feel like clobbering people while running? Feel like an axe or mace will add unecessary weight? Maybe we should consider instituting a new program: "run with an ork". Not only are they fast, but they will eliminate anyone in their way. Plus we could scream and point, "Look, that's a hobbit!"

3 comments:

Russ and Emily Christman said...

What does that mean for volunteers, are they still required since police will be helping out with traffic control?

Brenna said...

Does that mean we are dressing up as Orks?

Leenz said...

Maybe we should dress up as orks...we could change our name to "the orkus".